It's bad enough that your new neighbor managed to convince your boy into becoming his bitch. You now listen to their romping in his house at all hours of the night. But now hes hosting a nine inch affair and hes been down at the beach verifying the guests to his party all day. Worst of all is that he just approved your big brother for admission.
He shoved me into the shower with all my clothes on, then followed me in, pinning me to the wall and pressing his lips to mine. In that moment, I was helpless to resist him. I kissed him back…deeply… with a passion that sprung straight from my groin. The change happened slowly and secretly, like mold under the bathtub: they made more space for laughter, for compliments, and for casual self-disclosure. You shot a lot of goo that time, man. You like it? Ever miss her?